Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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