Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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