He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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