Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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