i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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