I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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