Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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