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  • what I meant was, I've gotten a parking ticket for not getting up and moving my car in the morning after a night of sex -2:05

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Iv had better sex without getting a ticket and the night I do get a ticket its like 2 second sex and done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:40pm
  • BEEN THERE!! lmaoo so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:54pm
  • happened to me last weekend... except I'm paying my girlfriends college...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Fine me once, shame on you. Fine me twice, shame on me for not investing in a vibrator instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:14pm
  • You're fucking retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Hope you got anal then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:43pm
  • this has happened to me before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:05pm
  • aww thats sad but worth it rightttttttt 2:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:45pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:15pm
  • was it worth $30? if not...you should have them pay you back...never pay for services you were not happy with... n LOL 3:14!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:58pm
  • yeah mine was $65 and he had a girlfriend. thats what i get..learned that lesson very quickly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:16pm
  • gotta love springfield

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:57am
  • You guys are trifln'. You're all up in my grillzzzzzz and shit. I can't even roll with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:02am
  • mine was $80... and it happened twice...and I'm the girl! $160 for not so great sex=lesson learned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:11pm
  • I had only three parking tickets and a towed cAr f from that same business. It was worth it... Kinda

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Springfield! That's how we do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 6:23am
  • Lol.. Fucking dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:01am
  • 6:33: you have to get an iPhone, the app that gives you special characters, and you have to be 12 years old and think you're super cool and original ( when you're really just plain retarded) by posting the poop character.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 4:03 I believe you mean "Your services"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:01pm
  • yah happened to me this morning. i ulitimately paid 40$ for "okay" sex. lovely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:34am
  • fuck that get a hoe (from da brooklyn kid)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:58am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Idiots...217 isn't just one city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 5:59pm
  • How do you make the shit poop pic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:33pm
  • i got a $60 ticket once, but he paid for it. good man, good lay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:53pm