Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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