He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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