i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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