Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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