So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
