ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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