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I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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