The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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