I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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