i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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