yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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