The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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for your sake, i hope the second key is protection.
Alley-key? <tool-nerd joke>
The key to the alley funk you just got is lots of antibiotics
And hobo bed sex... And skatepark sex...
...and golf course sex...and theater sex...and restroom sex...and confessional sex...
They don't call it "sex" when it's just you there, my friend.
Not enuf alcohol in the world to get me to fuck Kirstie Alley