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  • 75 54
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 1, 11 at 2:49pm

    for your sake, i hope the second key is protection.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by darkethernaut5 on Jul 1, 11 at 4:53pm

    And hobo bed sex... And skatepark sex...

    • 57 46
      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 1, 11 at 7:14pm

      ...and golf course sex...and theater sex...and restroom sex...and confessional sex...

  • 57 47
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jul 1, 11 at 6:49pm

    They don't call it "sex" when it's just you there, my friend.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 2, 11 at 2:37am

    The key to the alley funk you just got is lots of antibiotics

  • 68 74
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 1, 11 at 10:48pm

    Not enuf alcohol in the world to get me to fuck Kirstie Alley

  • 49 51
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jul 5, 11 at 9:19am

    Alley-key? <tool-nerd joke>