i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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