That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We are all done wearing pants today
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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