love makes seman taste better
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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