How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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