He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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