ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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