fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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