My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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