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  • Submitted by blite on Jan 8, 11 at 2:11pm

    Well thank goodness u didnt tell us the worst part

  • Submitted by username111 on Jan 8, 11 at 10:37pm

    First of all why did u agree to stick ur toe up his ass?

  • Submitted by LoveDumpster on Jan 8, 11 at 2:02pm

    Is the worst part the flaming, raging diarrhea?

  • Submitted by quwoosh on Jan 8, 11 at 6:01pm

    the worst part must be that you stayed long enough to text this.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 8, 11 at 1:44pm

    wait whats the worse part

  • Submitted by CapN_Winky on Jan 8, 11 at 8:26pm

    Foot fetish, you're doing it wrong.

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    Submitted by dancergirl8110 on Jan 9, 11 at 3:06pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwww

  • Submitted by 3_10toBooshtown on Jan 9, 11 at 4:43am

    is the worst part the fact that you don't use punctuation?

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jan 8, 11 at 7:08pm

    This gives me the most hilarious visual

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    Submitted by peppercat on Jan 27, 11 at 3:03am

    I'm kinda curious......Noe what exactly is tr worse part?..

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    Submitted by IMApeeINyoCEREAL on Jan 9, 11 at 1:22am

    The worst part is that he's on cialis and his erection has been raging for 3 hours yet refuses to seek medical assistance.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 9, 11 at 10:16pm

      I could damage a lot in three hours...

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 8, 11 at 7:22pm

    They're on to me!

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    Submitted by nwa_fdurmom on Jan 10, 11 at 10:16am

    isnt that called the rusty nail?

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 10, 11 at 2:51pm

    There is nothing about this statement that makes me want to ever live in and/or around California EVER AGAIN. Shit it just too goddamn weird.

  • Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 9, 11 at 12:00am

    He just needed a butt plug until he finished his business is all :)

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Jan 8, 11 at 2:19pm

    Ha!!

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    Submitted by Funsized_5 on Jan 9, 11 at 9:45pm

    D: I don't even..

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    Submitted by newzealand on Jan 12, 11 at 7:03am

    Jebus

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    Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 9, 11 at 9:49am

    maybe he should have tried putting his head there instead.

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    Submitted by dudewalker on Jan 8, 11 at 8:22pm

    that's on an episode of Weeds.

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      Submitted by AliceWonderStar on Jan 8, 11 at 11:37pm

      Maybe I haven't got that far in the series...i thought it was the end of the tennis racket up is arse??

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 22, 11 at 5:39am

    I just hope you got dinner out of this.

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    Submitted by stikybriches on Dec 11, 12 at 4:42pm

    Worst part is she likes it