All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Well thank goodness u didnt tell us the worst part
First of all why did u agree to stick ur toe up his ass?
Is the worst part the flaming, raging diarrhea?
the worst part must be that you stayed long enough to text this.
Foot fetish, you're doing it wrong.
wait whats the worse part
is the worst part the fact that you don't use punctuation?
This gives me the most hilarious visual
I'm kinda curious......Noe what exactly is tr worse part?..
They're on to me!
There is nothing about this statement that makes me want to ever live in and/or around California EVER AGAIN. Shit it just too goddamn weird.
The worst part is that he's on cialis and his erection has been raging for 3 hours yet refuses to seek medical assistance.
I could damage a lot in three hours...
that's on an episode of Weeds.
Maybe I haven't got that far in the series...i thought it was the end of the tennis racket up is arse??
maybe he should have tried putting his head there instead.
He just needed a butt plug until he finished his business is all :)
isnt that called the rusty nail?
I just hope you got dinner out of this.
D: I don't even..
Worst part is she likes it