Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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