i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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