Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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