Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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