ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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