Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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