Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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