How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
