The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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