This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Playing in the wrong bushes tisk tisk
Her name was not Ivy.
Now with raised nubs....for her pleasure...
Nope. its the herp. The gift that keeps on giving. congrats!
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True talk T-1
or swerve the hoggers take the advice give it up by not taking it up........plus if you aren't sure I'd you had relations with a burner or put a leaf on your dong perhaps an evaluation of you alcohol consumption is in order
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Look at it's name... Between that and the nonsense message, it practically screams "inbred backwater scum" haha
Rub a dub dub\nThat's not poison ivy on your nub\nYou didn't squat to your tush\nAnd lay your cock on a bush\nIt's the herp, say hooray!\nNope, not ivy today..
Sucks too be you dude!
Thats what you get for not wearing clothing that covers you up when your exploring those new forestey areas
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The note about "first time" is a little concerning.