she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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