I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
