Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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