Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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