i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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