he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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