Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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