erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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