Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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