Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
What should our trivia night team be named?
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She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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