im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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