So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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