How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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