this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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